What To Do If Somebody Knocks On The Bathroom Door While You Are Using The Toilet
- Say “I’m pooping”
- Knock back
- Shriek loudly
- Say “I need an adult”
- Say “Nobody is in here, please come in”
- Ask “Did you hear that?”
- Threaten to poop on the toilet seat if they knock again
- Make kissing noises
disney: making us question our morals since 1992
Your sister is bread because of you.
she returned from the mountain golden brown
she said that YOU had baked her heart!
her skin turned to crust! her hair turned wheat!
Ovendelle’s in deep
Love is an open oven door.
Oh Anna, if only there were somebready who loafed you.
Do you want to build a dough man?
The Duke of Pretzelton.
Prince of the Flour Isles.
Let it toast
reindeer are breader than people
Can I say something grainy? Will you marrye me?
Can I say something even grainier?
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a vagina is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
which boob is the clitoris